petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via stephanywilliams)

IM DONE. IM FREE. I CAN BREATHE. but pulling an all-nighter to pack my shit. BUT PACKING IS BETTER THAN STUDYING.

as of May 17, 2013.

1039 weeks.

7273 days.

19 year 10 months 29 days.

wow.

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

(via ltongg)

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via stephanywilliams)

could i just cut myself and die?

jk

it’s so freakin loud. everyone’s done and having fun while im in my room, trying to focus. FML. SHUT THE HELL UP.